Celebrating 35 years of porn innovation 1976 – 2011

Has it really been 35 years this week since ro89’s debut? Why, it seems like just a few months. But it’s true–we’ve been wasting computer power on organizing porn since April, 1976, when CPU speed was measured in picohertz and most of the pornstars had bush down there.

Here is a short history of ro89:

1976 – ro89 on IBM Portable PC 5100

one of the first portable computers – finally people could use it in the bathroom or even in the car to watch some quality porno.

1977 – Runnin on the Commodore PET

featured a cassette recorder and player, it allowd you to finally save that monochrome porno picture with granny on young action

1981 - Apple III

Finally, the users could print the porno pictures on the nice printer.

1983 Apple Lisa

Finally one could store half a color picture on the twin floppy drives of this very expensive piece of hardware. If you had to store and render the full picture you had to use two Apple Lisas … it was common for two friends to bring their computers together to render the porno, this lead to akword conversations.

1984 Apple Macintosh

One of the biggest innovation of 1984 allows users to open two black and white porno pictures simultaneous, this opens the door to new possibilities … … … …

1993 Running on Mosaic – first web browser

We had one of the shortest urls for that period and the site loaded from a HD sony floppy disk.

1999 Nokia 7110 – first wap enabled phone

This phone, not only appeared in the matrix movie, it was also the first one to have WAP features and access to WAP porno sites.

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3 Responses to Celebrating 35 years of porn innovation 1976 – 2011

  1. my real name says:

    funny

  2. Jimmy says:

    Holy fuck I had no Idea this was an april fools joke! /sarcasm.

  3. Circlebox says:

    hahahahahah
    NIce April’s Fools
    Its good to remenber these od computers

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